I'm a good tipper. Correction, Im a great tipper. I have no problems paying for good service and have never stiffed someone on a tip, even for what others may call poor service. I realize that there are hard working people who rely on tips to either supplement their base pay or in many instances the tips exceed their base pay. For that reason alone, I tend to err on the side of overtipping.
However, there is one group of people seeking tips that absolutely piss me off. It's the fucking club/disco bathroom paper towel guy. First, there is not enough room in most bathrooms when busy for an extra guy to just be fucking hanging out in there. Second, I dont WANT a dude just fucking hanging out in the bathroom waiting for me to piss, even if there was as much room as Central Park in the fucking bathroom. Third, after I've made the effort to stand in line, take a fucking piss, zip up, wash my hands etc, what the hell do I need you for? Oh wait, thats right - I need you to hold the fucking paper towels hostage so you can hand me a paper towel to dry my hands and I should PAY you for that privilege. I think fucking not!
So the next fucking time I'm in the bathroom, ideally I dont want to see you in there because Im capable of taking a paper towel from a stack and drying my own damn hands and we dont need extra dudes just hanging out in the bathroom while we piss. But, if you MUST be fucking in there, next time rather than giving me the evil eye because I didn't tip you for a fucking paper towel, come to the urinal, hold my fucking cock for me while I piss, zip me up, wash my fucking hands, dry them, give me a piece of gum and squirt me with some cheap cologne from your tray...and then I MIGHT think about fucking tipping you. Until then, fuck you evil eye giving bathroom paper towel guy!
Out of curiosity, do women's washrooms have the equivalent of the bathroom paper towel guy?
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