Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Let me read you my Wikipedia entry...

He used to be a player, fly girl layer and a love maker, heart breaker..lol
RIP Keith Elam, you were a star!

Casey Anthony aka OJ Simpson got off for murder. Maybe OJ and Casey can now date (or is OJ still in jail). Not to get off topic, but what sort of dumbass gets off for murder, then gets thrown in for some dumb shit. Yes, that would be OJ. I think the entire prosecution team for the Casey Anthony case should be disbarred. Seriously, you can't get a fucking conviction against her? Reminds me of fucking Marcia Clark and Christopher Darden. And the jurors - What's wrong with you tards? Did the law change? Can you no longer convict on circumstantial evidence? Fn morons.

Getting fingerbanged by someone with dirty nails is unhealthy. Yes, you can call me C Everett Koop

US womens soccer team gave away the World Cup. Congrats to Japan, they needed some good news. I hate this time of year, baseball isnt even a real sport and theres nothing else going on in the sports world.


Wednesday, July 13, 2011

I'm not a star, somebody lied...

Hello Everybody. After a hiatus, I am back.

Generally speaking, I dont watch any sporting event involving women except for hot body contests or wet t shirt contests. However, this past weekend I was bored (and drunk) enough to watch the women's world cup (soccer) - US vs Brazil. Other than the fact that the supposed women's goal scoring star (Marta from Brazil) spent most of her time crying about fouls (reminding me of that lil bitch Kobe), I was surprised to see an exciting ending to the match. In extra time, the US scored the game tying goal (Wambach, you go! but lose the dyke haircut please) and then went on to win in the shootout (well done Hope Solo! and nice job on the non-dykey haircut).

Follow up re: the Haye - Klitschko fight (thanks for the prompt Alex). As mentioned in a prior blog, I was looking forward to the Haye fight against Wladimir Klitschko. This was largely due to the fact that I feel both Klitschkos are pussies and wanted someone to knock their heads right off their shoulders. Unfortunately, that would not be David Haye. While Wladimir sucked as usual, Haye was overly defensive and just seemed to be trying to last 12 rounds and say he didnt get knocked out. Then after the fight, he blamed his injured toe because he couldnt push off of it. Really? Thats the best you could think of? The sad thing is that if Haye had actually fought, he might have won. Pathetic.