tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74937952793012135542024-03-14T05:26:47.110-04:00Light Breaks the DawnUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger71125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-70495544270826677132012-07-28T13:13:00.000-04:002012-07-28T13:13:13.816-04:00Obama 2012Obama will be reelected. While I voted for him in the last election because his message resonated with me, this time he will win for a much simpler reason. The republicans are dumbasses. It's really that simple. <br />
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In back to back elections, the republicans have been unable to find someone to run against Obama who has a prayer. Last election, McCain had a slight chance, so they added Sarah 'ditz' Palin to the ticket to ensure defeat. This time, they nominate the most boring man alive, MITT ROMNEY to run against Obama.<br />
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While Obama is exposed because of, among other things, the economy, people's disappointment in the 'change' that was promised etc, he will win this election easily.<br />
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Now if we could only get that change that was promised to us. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-15495982892695216372011-12-03T14:16:00.000-05:002011-12-03T14:16:40.682-05:00Guess we now know what stops the Cain Train...Pussy.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-82068993588006150032011-10-10T22:32:00.003-04:002011-10-11T00:18:00.948-04:00Why?1. Why is zsa zsa gabor being hospitalized every week newsworthy? I mean it is literally a weekly occurrence so Im really not sure I need to hear about the zsa zsa hospitalization of the week. She's been irrelevant for years. Actually, she was never relevant.<br />
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2. Why did we have to lose Steve Jobs? Steve was a genius and we lost him much too soon. Pancreatic cancer is the deadliest cancer and has the LEAST amount of research funding. Sad.<br />
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3. Why did Ashton Kutcher go marry someone older than his mother if he was just going to hookup with two girls. Dumbass! (i mean for marrying someone twice his mothers age).<br />
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4. Why was Justin Timberlake so awesome in Social Network, even thought he sucks at, and in, everything else. <br />
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5. Why is Casey Anthony not responding to my requests for an interview?<br />
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6. Why do women think men want a finger in their asshole while theyre being sucked off? Who are the fucking guys who are making women believe that shit is okay? Keep the fingers OUT of the asshole (at least mine). Thanks.<br />
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7. Why has Tiger Woods gone through the greatest fall from grace in sports history? Good lord man, Karma is really fucking you in the ass. Big change from you fucking porn stars in the ass.<br />
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8. Why is Floyd Mayweather still avoiding fighting Manny Pacquiao? Your legacy will never be complete son!<br />
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9. Why has my one tranny blog reader disappeared? For that matter, where have all the trannys gone?<br />
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10. Why is obama lucky enough that the stupid republicans cant even present one candidate who is not an idiot to challenge him? Obama 2012!<br />
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<a href="mailto:lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com">lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com</a> - chat via blog function works! Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-90327490300777745422011-10-01T17:19:00.005-04:002011-10-01T20:31:01.409-04:00I've found my polar opposite - Thoughts?<b><u>Source: Yahoo Sports.</u></b><br />
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<div class="hd" style="color: #111111; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 14px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; zoom: 1;"><h2 class="title" property="dc:title" style="color: #ad1d1c; font-family: georgia, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 20px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Ladies-Rocco-Grimaldi-requests-you-cover-up-for?urn=nhl-wp13663" style="color: #267aba; font-weight: inherit; text-decoration: none;" title="Ladies: Rocco Grimaldi requests you cover up for God">Ladies: Rocco Grimaldi requests you cover up for God</a></h2><div class="byline" style="font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 13px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">By <span property="sioc:User foaf:Person vcard:VCard"><span property="vcard:fn foaf:name"><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy?author=Greg+Wyshynski" style="color: #0069aa; text-decoration: none;" title="View Posts By Greg Wyshynski">Greg Wyshynski</a></span></span></div></div><div class="bd" style="color: #111111; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 14px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; width: 618px; zoom: 1;"><div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><img align="right" alt="Ladies: Rocco Grimaldi requests you cover up for God" class="alignright size-full wp-image-13664" height="461" hspace="8" src="http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/editorial_image/da/da17da752b7d6f12997e51b5b53c44a6/ladies_rocco_grimaldi_requests_you_put_your_boobs_away.jpg" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(203, 203, 203); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-color: rgb(203, 203, 203); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(203, 203, 203); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-color: rgb(203, 203, 203); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px;" title="117306138 copy" width="300" />I respect Rocco Grimaldi, the California kid that the <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/teams/fla/" style="color: #0069aa; text-decoration: none;">Florida Panthers</a> selected in the second round of the 2011 draft and is <a href="http://www.therepublic.com/view/story/72aec1efbe0b4aa8987e9c79fe9ddfd0/HKC--North-Dakota-Grimaldi/" style="color: #0069aa; text-decoration: none;">going to play for North Dakota this season.</a> (Where he could be <a href="http://www.fightingsioux.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=13500&ATCLID=205303621" style="color: #0069aa; text-decoration: none;">rookie of the year in the WCHA</a>.)</div><div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">I respect that he's a role model for young players, who see a 5-foot-6 forward on a path to the NHL. I respect that he's a devout Christian who uses social media to preach what he believes, even if his candor may have <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Panthers-pick-Rocco-Grimaldi-8217-s-leap-of-fai?urn=nhl-wp8027" style="color: #0069aa; text-decoration: none;">scared off some teams at the draft.</a></div><div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">I respect that, in the end, Grimaldi views faith as a way to affect positive change in someone's life and in society, which is a view I imagine places him in the majority in the United States.</div><div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">What I don't respect, however, are <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/RGrimaldi23" style="color: #0069aa; text-decoration: none;">Twitter rants that espouse Puritanical nonsense</a> about how women need to cover themselves lest their feminine curves tempt men.</div><div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Rocco wants to know, ladies: Are you honoring God with those jeans that make your butt look great?</div><a href="http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=7493795279301213554&postID=9032749030077774542" name="remaining-content" style="color: #0069aa; text-decoration: none;"></a><br />
<div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Here are Rocco's observations about the female form from his Twitter feed (<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/RGrimaldi23" style="color: #0069aa; text-decoration: none;">@RGrimaldi23</a>):</div><div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"></div><br />
<center><img align="middle" alt="Ladies: Rocco Grimaldi requests you cover up for God" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-13665" height="744" hspace="8" src="http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/editorial_image/a4/a4affc71a204d2d1e4d15047c7fe6477/ladies_rocco_grimaldi_requests_you_put_your_boobs_away.jpg" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(203, 203, 203); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-color: rgb(203, 203, 203); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(203, 203, 203); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-color: rgb(203, 203, 203); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -10px; margin-right: -10px; margin-top: 0px; max-width: 100%; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px;" title="ROCCCOOOO" width="512" /></center><br />
<div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"></div><div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">There's a thin line between "ladies are too scantily clad these days" and "God wants you in a potato sack because your brothers can't help themselves," and Rocco ran through it. I mean, to each his own, but in my eyes this entire request veers uncomfortably close to the asinine "she was asking for it/look how she was dressed" denouncement women have had to battle for decades.</div><div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Rocco moved on to the fellas after that:</div><blockquote style="border-left-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; color: #767676; margin-bottom: 0.77em; margin-left: 1.92em; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0.77em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0.77em; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">"Guys, when did sleeping with every girl u can make u a man? Anyone can lay with a woman. And don't blame the women for how they dress. Don't say it's because they want attention. Don't blame ur "curiosity" or that u just wanted a little taste of what it would be like. Women are not an object for playing with. Sex is a gift from God. We have made it idolatry by how we use it. We blame the women for what they're wearing, we blame the media for what they're producing, but we never blame OURSELVES for how WE'VE twisted God's gift to only glorify ourselves. WE are the men and WE are to blame. God put US in charge of this earth so WE are the ones who need to man up and lay down our lust. Don't fall into that temptation. If you don't do this, you may be a boy for the rest of ur life <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23ManUp" style="color: #0069aa; text-decoration: none;"><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">#</span><strong style="font-weight: bold; font: inherit;">ManUp</strong></a>"</div></blockquote><div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">So, in summary: Women should cover their boobs and ask if God approves of their outfit in case it unfairly tempts men, but men only have themselves to blame if they're tempted sexually.</div><div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Huh, weird … you usually never see contradictions in religious dogma …</div><div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Like I said: I respect Grimaldi, immensely, for having this level of candor and using his modicum of fame for what he believes is his mission on this rock. I follow him on Twitter, and 98 percent of what he writes<a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/RGrimaldi23/status/114907178292350978" style="color: #0069aa; text-decoration: none;">reads like an inspiration poster in a Christian greeting card store.</a> Please don't misconstrue this as some attempt to silence him.</div><div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><a href="http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/_ylc=X3oDMTIwZzZiaWV2BHRtX2RtZWNoA0ltYWdlIEJhbm5lcgR0bV9sbmsDVTExNzI0OTIEdG1fbmV0A1lhaG9vBHRtX3BvcwNjZW50ZXI-/SIG=11o522beu/**http%3A//hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com/hockey/signup" style="color: #0069aa; text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/ipt/091511_Sports_FantasyHockey2011_630x31.jpg" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(203, 203, 203); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-color: rgb(203, 203, 203); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(203, 203, 203); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-color: rgb(203, 203, 203); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px;" /></a></div><div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">But his comments about women are the kind of sexist, archaic thoughts that cloud the positive impact of faith. As a (lapsed) Roman Catholic myself, it's a constant struggle: You believe there are aspects of religion that are undoubtedly beneficial, but they're constantly overshadowed by clunky views on sex and gender that repel people and open up the entire community to ridicule.</div><div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">I hate to <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Goalie-Dan-Ellis-discovers-lack-of-sympathy-for-?urn=nhl-267868" style="color: #0069aa; text-decoration: none;">make this into Dan Ellis Part Deux,</a> but it's the same principle: The messages Rocco Grimaldi shares have value, if not to me or you than to someone else. His heart's in the right place with the comments about men; his comments about women drown them out.</div><div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">His best argument against the objectification of women was to objectify them. We can't give an "amen" to that.</div><div style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.54em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><em style="color: #3d4552; font-style: italic; font: inherit;">s/t to Minnesota Slim for the tip.</em></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-79995225227851937162011-08-08T01:04:00.001-04:002011-08-08T01:04:38.453-04:00You can 'luke', but only Luke can touch!In previous blogs, I've written about breast implants including a May 4 blog dedicated to the topic. <br />
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As a development that lets me know the blog is providing a valuable public service, one of the readers of the blog was kind enough to let me know that she has taken the plunge and gotten breast implants. As one should do in a situation like this, I naturally asked for evidence of this exciting news.<br />
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So to my reader and muse, congratulations on a (boob) job well done! And to Luke, enjoy them you lucky sonofabitch!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-73883414998807402322011-07-19T22:35:00.002-04:002011-07-19T23:52:57.189-04:00Let me read you my Wikipedia entry...He used to be a player, fly girl layer and a love maker, heart breaker..lol<br />
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Casey Anthony aka OJ Simpson got off for murder. Maybe OJ and Casey can now date (or is OJ still in jail). Not to get off topic, but what sort of dumbass gets off for murder, then gets thrown in for some dumb shit. Yes, that would be OJ. I think the entire prosecution team for the Casey Anthony case should be disbarred. Seriously, you can't get a fucking conviction against her? Reminds me of fucking Marcia Clark and Christopher Darden. And the jurors - What's wrong with you tards? Did the law change? Can you no longer convict on circumstantial evidence? Fn morons.<br />
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Getting fingerbanged by someone with dirty nails is unhealthy. Yes, you can call me C Everett Koop<br />
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US womens soccer team gave away the World Cup. Congrats to Japan, they needed some good news. I hate this time of year, baseball isnt even a real sport and theres nothing else going on in the sports world.<br />
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lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.comUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-5982280892042179602011-07-13T01:50:00.000-04:002011-07-13T01:50:39.959-04:00I'm not a star, somebody lied...Hello Everybody. After a hiatus, I am back. <br />
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Generally speaking, I dont watch any sporting event involving women except for hot body contests or wet t shirt contests. However, this past weekend I was bored (and drunk) enough to watch the women's world cup (soccer) - US vs Brazil. Other than the fact that the supposed women's goal scoring star (Marta from Brazil) spent most of her time crying about fouls (reminding me of that lil bitch Kobe), I was surprised to see an exciting ending to the match. In extra time, the US scored the game tying goal (Wambach, you go! but lose the dyke haircut please) and then went on to win in the shootout (well done Hope Solo! and nice job on the non-dykey haircut). <br />
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Follow up re: the Haye - Klitschko fight (thanks for the prompt Alex). As mentioned in a prior blog, I was looking forward to the Haye fight against Wladimir Klitschko. This was largely due to the fact that I feel both Klitschkos are pussies and wanted someone to knock their heads right off their shoulders. Unfortunately, that would not be David Haye. While Wladimir sucked as usual, Haye was overly defensive and just seemed to be trying to last 12 rounds and say he didnt get knocked out. Then after the fight, he blamed his injured toe because he couldnt push off of it. Really? Thats the best you could think of? The sad thing is that if Haye had actually fought, he might have won. Pathetic.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-2521546615514833052011-06-18T22:56:00.000-04:002011-06-18T22:56:00.686-04:00Dallas Mavericks! Plus...I'm fighting the urge to say I TOLD YOU SO! regarding the mavs in 6 over the heat. Obviously Im not fighting it too well. All I can say is, couldnt have happened to a better opponent. And Lebron's comments on the way out just confirmed he's a loser. Better than Michael Jordan???? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!<br />
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I didnt write much about the NHL finals because I didnt really have a favorite between Vancouver and Boston. But way to fuck it up Vancouver!<br />
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Whats with all these cities that give you traffic tickets using video cameras? I havent gotten one yet, but know many people who have. I think its bs. Law enforcement should have to actually stop you and ticket you personally for it to count. Thats only fair. Also, I've seen far too many people floor it to clear the intersection before the light turns red so they DONT get a ticket. This actually creates more danger than if someone didnt have to worry about the stupid video tickets and just went through a yellow calmly.<br />
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Comcast still sucks. Did anyone take advantage of that feedback provided by Comcast to my previous Comcast sucks dick blog and did Comcast actually do anything to keep your business? Just curious.<br />
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Summer is finally here! Beaches, bikinis, tan lines (or lack thereof). Enough said!<br />
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Whats with the guys wearing the huge FAKE earrings. Since you're not really fooling anyone with your fake 18 carat kevin garnett wanna be earrings, whats the fucking point?...Am I the only one who finds that to be stupid.<br />
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Boxing on HBO tonight!<br />
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lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com (google talk via chat works again!)<br />
twitter - nut_juiceUnknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-15660792783289281192011-06-05T15:52:00.000-04:002011-06-05T15:52:37.347-04:00Has Scottie Pippen lost his goddamn mind?I'll start by saying, I love scottie pippen. As a fan of the Michael Jordan led Bulls, I always loved Scottie's abilities, defensive presence and Jordan's deputy status. Of course, I knew who that MJ was the greatest, on that team, and overall. <br />
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So when Scottie spouted off about Michael may be the greatest scorer of all time, but that Lebron may end up being the best all around player of all time, I was disgusted. Scottie should know better. He saw superman up close and personal. He saw that Jordan's skill, drive, competitive spirit etc. is second to none. Jordan was a monster on offense and a monster on defense. He took entire teams of bums (jud buechler? wilt perdue? pete myers? i could go on and on) and made them champions.<br />
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Lebron is nowhere close. He hasnt made his teammates better, in cleveland or in miami. Hes not a monster on defense. And he couldnt win where he was, he had to leave cleveland and join a team with better players for a shot to win. So Scottie and all others, shut the fuck up with the Lebron is or could be better than Jordan. Him trying to join a franchise that is trying to 'buy' a championship puts a full stop on any discussions about his greatness, now or in the future.<br />
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Then, along comes Kareem to educate Scottie about how MJ is not the greatest scorer. He believes that honor belongs to fossils like Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain. Fucking seriously? Those tall fossils played against a bunch of little boys and sat under the basket and threw the ball into Bozo's bucket number 1. Get a life Kareem.<br />
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All that being said, MAVS in 6 over the Heat. Get some!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-40794443750367298362011-05-28T21:12:00.000-04:002011-05-28T21:12:32.194-04:00Indianapolis 500This weekend is the Indianapolis 500. I mean..who really gives a fuck? I never cease to be amazed by the popularity of NASCAR and Formula 1.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-55411936503222541032011-04-08T20:16:00.001-04:002011-04-12T13:33:46.348-04:00May Day May DayRandom Thoughts - I'm feeling the red heels with the jeans look. Are the Jets turning into the Raiders due to all the issues theyre having? Favre's retirement - I was hoping for better on and off the football field. Although I hate em, the Patriots look like the best team in football right now. If they continue to play that way, theyre going to be tough to beat. I should be banned from having a twitter account - every time i get inspired to use it, I fuck it up. Obama's core team has left the White House to begin Obama '12 campaign. Can he pull it off again? Did banning smoking from virtually everywhere lead to people quitting or do they just smoke alot at home now? I dont mind a little smoking, but whats with the jagoffs who throw their cigarettes out of their cars? Why not just legalize cannabis, and not just for medicinal purposes? Johnny Weir (men's figure skater) announces he's gay - was anyone really wondering about that? It's kind of like when Rosie O' Donnell announced shes gay. Did that really require an announcement? I'm loving my Kindle - good call by Santa. Anyone trade stocks - any good stock tips? Switzerland doesnt use Euros - annoying. Hungary has the EU presidency currently - wtf? Hungary? hmmm. Doesn't anyone dance (versus dry hump) anymore? Whatever happened to just dancing? Who are the assholes who pee all over every public toilet seat I end up needing to use? Is that really fn necessary? And if you cant hit a fn foot wide space with your pee stream, how about just cleaning up your own fucking pee. What happened to the hoopla over global warming? Have we resigned ourselves to an environmental disaster? Paging Al Gore! The moon follows me wherever I go. Anyone intentionally looked at the eclipse when you were younger because youre told not to? What happened? Did you go blind?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-25492539445523590472011-01-05T01:18:00.002-05:002011-01-05T01:28:40.378-05:00It aint no fun if the homies cant have noneAm I the only one who wonders why Snoop Dogg has sucked since his debut Doggy Style album in 1993? The Doggy Style album was unbelievable,a standard setting hip hop album. The rhymes, the beats and even the guest appearances on Doggy Style were awesome. <br />
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Then...Snoop made nearly two decades of SHIT music. Snoop became a caricature of himself, holding the pimp cup (snoop a pimp???? get fn serious!), and became someone who cant even be taken seriously anymore. Yes, he had the occasional commercial hit (like Beautiful with Pharrell) but he basically churned out nearly two decades of garbage (who even buys his shit?).<br />
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Which begs the question, what the fuck happened??? The only way I can explain it is Dr Dre because the one key change since Doggy Style has been that Snoop was no longer with Dre. Which begs the question - would Deep Cover (187 on an undercover cop!) or Doggy Style have been the same without Dre? Is the success of that song and album actually more attributable to Dre than Snoop?<br />
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PS - When is Dr Dre going to release the long long long awaited DETOX album so people might fall in love with hip hop all over again?<br />
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lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.comUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-6825396292555874532010-12-31T17:47:00.003-05:002011-01-02T03:31:38.502-05:00New Years Resolutions Part III've had some time to think further about my resolutions for 2011. I was also inspired by many of the thoughts and comments that others contributed to the prior post. Given that we're a few hours away from the New Year, here are my remaining resolutions - <br />
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1. I will continue to preach the gospel regarding the magic of brazilian waxes. I will also try bang a brazilian who has a brazilian wax, just to cross that one off my bucket list.<br />
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2. I will sleep more<br />
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3. The United States is in the minority of countries where people are not at least bilingual. To do my part to change that, I will try to become conversational in a second language this year. <br />
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4. During these economic times, charitable organizations are more necessary and needed than ever, but also have less funding due to donations drying up. I will be more charitable to worthwhile causes in 2011 than I was in 2010. <br />
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5. I will be more environmentally conscious in 2011, starting with my 'no latex' pledge. <br />
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P.S. Everyone please party safely tonight. Dont drink and drive. Dont drive and text. DO drive while getting head, but NOT while you're drunk. See you in 2011.<br />
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lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.comUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-73348262309171558762010-12-24T12:45:00.003-05:002010-12-24T14:43:22.943-05:00Seasons Greetings and New Years ResolutionsHappy Holidays to you and your loved ones and best wishes for a healthy, exciting and fulfilling 2011. <br />
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My five new years resolutions (plus a bonus) thus far (the list will grow by the 1st of Jan and I hope to share as it does) -<br />
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1. To cut back on coke (interpret that however you want). Note that I am just committing to cutting back...<br />
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2. I already work out, but I resolve to regularly work out a minimum of 3 days a week, every week of 2011<br />
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3. To rant on and on (in person and via every forum available) about the stupidity of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan until every single man and woman serving their respective countries in Iraq and Afghanistan is brought home safe and sound. No more senseless deaths!<br />
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4. To make a final decision on the on again off again girlfriend situation. My cock is demanding this resolution.<br />
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5. To have more sex, more meaningless sex and more anal sex. The right decision in 4 above will be the key factor in how I do on this resolution in 2011.<br />
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6. Bonus - As for the blog in 2011, two words - Confession Sundays!<br />
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Please share your resolutions, perhaps they will inspire others as well.<br />
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lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.comUnknownnoreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-56572048934815932792010-12-21T23:00:00.000-05:002010-12-21T23:00:51.035-05:00Please Call me DICKThe question of the day - What in the world would make someone named Richard want to be called DICK? A "Richard" can be called richard, rick, rich, ricky, ricardo etc. But there are actually guys who pass up on all of those reasonable options and decide that they would prefer to be called DICK. A couple of good examples of this idiotic decisionmaking are Dick Cheney (very appropriately named), Dick Van Dyke (no comment!) and Dick Clark. <br />
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Am I the only one who thinks that you must be an absolute moron to want to be called DICK? I mean even if my name was Dicktholomew I wouldnt let someone call me DICK. And yet, there are actually people in the world who have a name like Richard that sounds nothing like DICK, who actually CHOOSE to be called DICK.<br />
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I know some DICKs will blame their parents for starting the use of the DICK name. Two points about that - First, what sort of ASSHOLE parents would think that it is a good idea to start calling their child DICK? Dont these parents even think about the ridicule their child named DICK will receive? Second, even if your parents were insane enough to call you DICK while you were little, the first time in your life when you realize that your name is synonymous with PENIS, why would you not IMMEDIATELY tell everyone (including your crazy ass parents) that your name is RICHARD or some 'normal' variation of it and the next person who calls you DICK will get slapped hard. <br />
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Any DICKs read the blog? Id be interested to hear your explanation (can there even possibly be one?) of how you decided that being called DICK for your entire life sounded like a great idea.<br />
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lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.comUnknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-44135146419042148542010-12-14T18:35:00.001-05:002010-12-14T18:56:41.962-05:00One thing is for damn sure...United Airlines will definitely NOT be sued for discriminating against the elderly. In fact United should be the poster child for equal opportunity hiring of the elderly, because it seems they cant find any stewardesses under 90 years old. Im pro-elderly, love my grandparents and all of that, but really??? Watching these elderly stewardesses hold their backs when they bend over to pick up a tray, walk gingerly up and down the aisles because their feet hurt and looking like they're about to pass out from standing for a two hour flight makes this look more like elderly abuse than some great hiring initiative by United. In addition, how is United not able to hire ANY stewardesses under the age of 90? I mean, I understand mixing it up, but to not be able to recruit and hire anyone under 90 seems to be very problematic. <br />
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Which leads to my next question, what happened to the hot stewardess era? When and why did it just end so abruptly? At one point, stewardesses used to be synonymous with hot women. Nowadays, stewardesses are largely synonymous with the elderly (United, Im looking at you!), gay men and the combo of the two - elderly gay men. Any hot female stewardesses read the blog? If so, please comment and renew our faith in the concept of hot stewardesses. Also, let us know which airline you're on, because it sure as hell ain't United.<br />
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Lastly, while a couple of women have commented to me that they like the gay male stewardess (Ill call them stewardesses if I want!) trend because theyre 'cute' and have 'nice butts', I've recently come to the realization that most of these gay male stewardesses are probably fucking each other during layovers. This doesn't come from watching one too many porn movies, it has become quite obvious to me just from they look each other up and down on flights. I mean we know that some of these gay stewardess layovers are probably modern day Roman bathouses, but for gods sakes can you guys stop eyeing each others asses and packages while you follow each other up and down the aisle. Show some restraint! <br />
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To recap - <br />
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1. United, hire some hot young women or at least some people under the age of 90<br />
2. Remaining hot stewardesses, identify yourselves before you go the way of the dinosaurs<br />
3. Gay stewardesses - tone it down, save it for the layovers and make sure you wrap it up.<br />
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lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com - chat via blog also worksUnknownnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-80780393098890493892010-12-04T14:10:00.005-05:002010-12-04T17:43:05.558-05:00What a Wiki game to play, to make me feel this way...Like many others, I have been following the WikiLeaks saga. I was going to hold off on writing about it until all the material was released, but can no longer hold off due to recent developments. <br />
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The WikiLeaks site has already released 842 of the 251,287 US diplomatic cables that it has in its possession. The cables released to date, while not altogether surprising, have highlighted the hypocrisy of governments around the world, particuarly the US. Hillary Clinton, who is looking more like the Secretary of Apology than the Secretary of State, is phoning world leaders like a one woman call center to do damage control and apologize after the US has embarassed itself and them. <br />
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Under the guise of national security, the US and its allies seem to be working quite aggressively to shutdown the WikiLeaks site. The site is now hosted in Switzerland [http://wikileaks.ch/cablegate.html] after two US site hosting service providers shut it down under pressure from Uncle Sam. In addition, PayPal announced that it will no longer accept donations for WikiLeaks. To top it off, Julian Assange, the founder of WikiLeaks is now wanted for two sexual assaults and has been put on the Interpol list. Quite a concerted effort to stop Assange, WikiLeaks and these disclosures...hmmmm....wonder why.<br />
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Assange said in an online chat that WikiLeaks had taken steps to make sure it was not silenced, sending the diplomatic cables and other secret documents in encrypted form "to over 100,000 people" and if something happens to him or WikiLeaks, the key parts will be released automatically. <br />
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We cannot be lied to (anyone remember all the WMDs Saddam/Iraq supposedly had?) and treated like fools by our own government. Let us review the cables and make an informed decision on how honest our government and others around the world have been with us. From the looks of it thus far, not very honest. <br />
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I know there are those who say WikiLeaks is endangering us by compromising national security. The cables that have been released to date don't even come close to doing that. While I understand why there is great governmental/political interest in making sure they are not disclosed because the releases are politically embarassing and show governments around the world to be hypocritical, so far what the releases have clearly demonstrated is that our governments lie to us without any thought or fear of repercussion. Until now....Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-82174813779642223662010-11-24T17:59:00.014-05:002010-12-04T17:20:46.658-05:00Don't Touch My Junk Bro!As many of you have probably already heard, the TSA has installed scanners at airports, which take virtually naked scans of you (face blurred) and send them to a TSA employee who reviews them to ensure that you're not hiding any weapons (other than the obvious one for males) under your clothes. If you find this to be a little intrusive (imagine that!), then you have the special molestation alternative where the TSA can pat down your groin for you instead. Even President Obama has weighed in on this issue. <br />
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To provide you with a first hand account of the special molestation option, the following is a link to the blog of John Tyner, the man who said to the TSA - "You touch my junk and I'm going to have you arrested" (already an instant classic in my book, right after "Dont tase me dude!"), when they informed him they would be patting down his cock for him because he did not agree to the naked scan of him.<br />
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<a href="http://johnnyedge.blogspot.com/2010/11/these-events-took-place-roughly-between.html">http://johnnyedge.blogspot.com/2010/11/these-events-took-place-roughly-between.html</a><br />
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I travel. Quite a bit. Surprisingly, I've actually not yet been asked to go through one of the new 'violate my civil rights' scanners, I had previously thought about what I would do if I was. My instinct was to decline to have naked pictures of me taken. Not because I have a problem with being naked, but more so because I think this is excessive. The reality is that between having our luggage screened twice, not carrying liquids over 3 mls, taking our shoes, belts, wallets, coins, pens, phones and putting them in bins, going through the normal scanner etc, I feel that we are doing enough to ensure our safety and the safety of others. <br />
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I'm not convinced being photographed naked is adding much vis a vis safety, but it is taking away a lot of our privacy, our civil rights, our right to say enough is enough! Therefore, I am making a commitment here today - I will reject the 'violate my civil rights scanner' whenever I fly - which is fairly often. By definition, that means I will be agreeing to the special 'cock pat down' option. I will not become an internet legend like John Tyner during that process, but I will definitely make it weird for the guy who gives me the cock patdown by asking - "did that just make us all safer"? while he does it. I also encourage others to do the same. Please take your travel during the thanksgiving holidays as an opportunity to join the revolution - say fuck no to the invasive naked scanners and enjoy a good free feel up by your friendly TSA agent prior to your flight home (and back) for the holidays. <br />
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TSA, you can take naked pictures of me...but only if you get off to them. Other than that, Dont Touch My Junk Bro!<br />
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<b>TSA walks up to you and you had to pick, your response would be?</b><br />
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<a href="mailto:lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com">lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-30733218837420688042010-11-15T20:40:00.006-05:002010-11-15T22:38:17.277-05:00One tranny to go...I always felt that the blog would have "arrived" when a number of things happened.... <br />
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It needed someone to read it (when I started off I thought it was a real possibility that other than me and my now former friend, no one would ever read it). Check. <br />
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It needed people to comment and share their views (even if opposite to mine), because if they didn't I was really only talking to myself and I can do that without the blog. Check. <br />
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I had hoped that I could avoid long periods of 'writers block' either because I didn't have much to share or because I didn't have time to write for long periods. Check...Kind of. <br />
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I had hoped that the blog would 'evolve' and improve with new ideas (e.g. the voting and the chat function). Check. <br />
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In my wildest dreams, I had hoped that some people out there would be insane enought to visit the blog more than once and actually find it interesting enough to 'follow' the blog and be part of it. Check (thanks to the regulars!). <br />
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Some part of me hoped that the blog would be read by people in different countries around the world. Thank you Belgium! Check.<br />
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When the chat function was set up, I hoped someone would actually use it and stay around long enough for me to answer so I could learn what people love about the blog, what they hate about it, what makes them comment, how they find out about the blog etc. The function is working, and I am easily accessible. Check.<br />
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The blog needed a celebrity reader for it to have "arrived". Check (as of today). Someone famous from the lovely state of New Jersey reads the blog.<br />
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Lastly, I felt the blog would only truly be 'universal' when it had a regulary tranny reader. Yes, a tranny. FAIL! Fail? Yes, FAIL! Of all the things that could have gone wrong, the trannys around the world are boycotting the blog?! There has to be at least one tranny in the whole world who will read the blog. Dont let me down. <br />
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P.S. Someone cared enough to link the blog. It's a webcam porn site. I guess its nice to be recognized.<br />
P.P.S. Next person who says "jus sayin" gets slapped. Its more than played out. Cut it out.<br />
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<a href="mailto:lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com">lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-20714337279744805802010-11-12T19:11:00.003-05:002010-11-14T14:39:12.349-05:00On the road again...goin places where I've never beenI'm on the road again. I don't like to chat on planes, unless it's an attractive woman who plans to put out when we land (doesn't happen as often as I would like). So basically, I sit in my seat, I read, I listen to my ipod, I sleep. I don't ever acknowledge those to my left or right. I don't even look at them, because I fear they'll misunderstand and get confused into thinking I might give a fuck about what they have to say and want to talk. Well it happened. I had the can't-take-a-hint chatterbox next to me while crossing the Atlantic. I heard about his dog, his job, his mother-in-law, his shell collection, how Cathay Pacific has the best stewardesses, how they don't make cars like they used to, how his kids are so smart etc. <br />
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To which I say, how come no one INTERESTING ever sits next to you on a plane? Why is it always the most boring guy in the world who no one listens to, who takes advantage of having a captive audience (me). I mean where am I supposed to go to avoid him? He then rambles on and on about crap I don't give a shit about. Why can't it be Muhammad Ali talking about how it feels to be the greatest of all time? Why can't it be Kanye West sharing whatever goes on in his crazy ass mind (diamonds melded into your teeth, that's insanity on steroids!)? Why can't it be Pamela Anderson (not elderly-Kid-Rock Pamela Anderson! I'm talking young-fuckable-Tommy Lee Pamela Anderson!) saying it's been a while since she's been fucked and why don't we just join the mile high club (she's already joined lots of times, but just offering to make me a member) before the plane begins its descend. Why can't it be Usher Raymond talking about why he married a woman his grandmothers age, totally lost his chi, dumped that senior citizen and is now on fire again? Why can't it be Hugh Grant talking about what the fuck he was injecting when he decided to cheat on a smoking hot Elizabeth Hurley with a two-cent-prostitute (to this day I'm still wondering what the fuck he was on!)? But no, it's the guy with the shell collection and the smart kids who are smart enough not to listen to a thing he says. So he unloads it all on me. And now, I have a throbbing headache.<br />
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<a href="mailto:lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com">lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-46705668074039192472010-11-11T19:07:00.003-05:002010-11-11T19:37:19.869-05:00I have no concession speech because I never plan to loseI'm competitive. In a totally unhealthy way. I like fighting. I like gambling. I'd box a girl if she said she could kick my ass. I'd whip a four year old at chutes and ladders if he called me out. If I were a politician, I'd be the asshole who would never give the concession speech because four votes in Montana hadn't been counted and DAMN IT THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO BE HEARD! I share all that only to say that I am having a tough time dealing with getting my ass kicked to my ex-friend L in the webcam vote. I'm also shocked - 75% of you think webcams are passe? Only 25% are pro-webcam (get at me!)? For fucks sake. Don't hold your breath for my concession speech.<br />
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On a totally unrelated note, I've decided Irish women don't get nearly the hotness credit they deserve.<br />
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<a href="mailto:lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com">lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-80101474478947364732010-11-07T01:44:00.003-04:002010-11-07T01:01:29.209-05:00Bathroom Paper Towel Guy Attitude! Really??I'm a good tipper. Correction, Im a great tipper. I have no problems paying for good service and have never stiffed someone on a tip, even for what others may call poor service. I realize that there are hard working people who rely on tips to either supplement their base pay or in many instances the tips exceed their base pay. For that reason alone, I tend to err on the side of overtipping.<br />
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However, there is one group of people seeking tips that absolutely piss me off. It's the fucking club/disco bathroom paper towel guy. First, there is not enough room in most bathrooms when busy for an extra guy to just be fucking hanging out in there. Second, I dont WANT a dude just fucking hanging out in the bathroom waiting for me to piss, even if there was as much room as Central Park in the fucking bathroom. Third, after I've made the effort to stand in line, take a fucking piss, zip up, wash my hands etc, what the hell do I need you for? Oh wait, thats right - I need you to hold the fucking paper towels hostage so you can hand me a paper towel to dry my hands and I should PAY you for that privilege. I think fucking not!<br />
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So the next fucking time I'm in the bathroom, ideally I dont want to see you in there because Im capable of taking a paper towel from a stack and drying my own damn hands and we dont need extra dudes just hanging out in the bathroom while we piss. But, if you MUST be fucking in there, next time rather than giving me the evil eye because I didn't tip you for a fucking paper towel, come to the urinal, hold my fucking cock for me while I piss, zip me up, wash my fucking hands, dry them, give me a piece of gum and squirt me with some cheap cologne from your tray...and then I MIGHT think about fucking tipping you. Until then, fuck you evil eye giving bathroom paper towel guy! <br />
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Out of curiosity, do women's washrooms have the equivalent of the bathroom paper towel guy?<br />
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<a href="mailto:lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com">lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com</a> - chat via blog is working well nowUnknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-43627841830027891592010-11-04T00:20:00.006-04:002010-11-26T15:29:52.020-05:00Blog Chat/WebcamsThanks to all the blog readers for their comments, emails etc. <br />
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I was excited about the gtalk feature built into the blog, which allows the readers to message me and vice versa if the light is green. A few of you have tried, but signed off before I can reply. If you message me via that feature, wait a few minutes so I can reply. I think it's an interesting way of connecting real time with blog readers and I'd like to make it work.<br />
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A friend and I were having a conversation today about webcams. She is of the view that the 'webcam era' has come and gone and no one uses webcams anymore (for g rated to x rated purposes). I disagree. I think the 'webcam era' is in full effect and it is one of the best technological innovations. It does everything from bring families together around the globe, to allowing a spouse to talk with their significant other in Iraq or Afghanistan, to allowing exhibitionists to share the lords blessings and voyeurs to enjoy them. <br />
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I believe in an America where the webcam is still relevant! Your thoughts - Webcam era in full effect! or Webcams are passe like skorts (thank god!!!)?<br />
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<b:skin><a href="mailto:lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com">lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com</a></b:skin>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-42864275904439920312010-11-02T23:54:00.001-04:002010-11-03T00:01:01.065-04:00He may be a packer, but he's certainly not packing! IIAn interesting development in the Brett Favre saga. Brett has now admitted to sending voicemail messages to the female Jets employee in question, but DENIED that the small dick pictures sent to the JETS employee are his. <br />
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What does this tell you about Brett? He is smart! It's one thing to admit to being a philandering grandfather (and a hell of a QB), but its quite another to own up to having a very small tool and being stupid enough to send pictures of a mini dick to others.<br />
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Go Vikings! And whats with this asshole Randy Moss, he cant stay the fuck out of his own way. I hope the Buffalo Bills pick him up so he can suck dick the rest of the season.<br />
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<a href="mailto:lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com">lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493795279301213554.post-47928260482724005772010-10-30T16:50:00.005-04:002010-10-30T17:03:49.890-04:00I am your favorite celebrity!I read an article in a magazine a few months ago. The article talked about a new industry - the poser celebrity industry. It interviewed several people who are hired by your favorite celebrities to blog, send 'tweets' lol and even reply to your emails. In many instances, these poser celebrities are not even in the city/state/country that the celebrity is in. They are given 'topics' and an 'agenda' by the celebrity's handlers and are responsible for turning that into blogs, tweets, emails etc. <br />
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At first, this seemed like a great idea and I thought that I'd put my name in the ring to be a poser for my favorite celebrities. Lord knows, other than Kanye West (chi town, stand up!) who is just insane and therefore interesting, most celebrities are some uninteresting and predictable fucks who were either in the right place at the right time or blessed with some good genetics or both. I could certainly pretend to be an uninteresting fuck and say things like "going to the symphony", "dinner at [fill in your favorite yuppie joint] was heavenly, "being on the red carpet was undescribable" etc. <strong>In fact, if you're an uninteresting fuck of a celebrity, please contact me, I will be your poser double <u>free of charge</u> and will actually make you seem human and interesting.</strong><br />
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But then, I got pissed. Our favorite celebrities are lying to us! Theyre not writing on their blogs. Theyre not answering our emails. Theyre not 'sending us tweets'. As I write this, some poser asshole in little rock arkansas is pretending to be [fill in your favorite celebrity]. <br />
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I know what people will say - 'the celebrities are too busy to respond to every email, fan request etc they get'. My response - SO FUCKING DONT! Rather than pay for some poser to lie to us via every online avenue possible, just dont fucking do anything. Its not like most of us were used to being in constant communication with our favorite celebrities prior to the fucking internet, so it needed to continue post internet. I think most people would rather not 'hear' from their favorite celebrity at all than be fed a bunch of bullshit and be misled into believing its coming from the celebrity, when it is NOT. Stop insulting the fans' intelligence, you pretentious fucks! <br />
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Lastly, your poser double cant do some of you celebrities justice. Example - I want to hear from Charlie Sheen directly so I can understand what makes him end up in a hotel room naked with a porn star, flip out, end up in a hospital, have his 'handlers' say he was 'fatigued' and explain why he was helped by his ex wife - who (talk about weird!) was in the hotel room next door while he was probably banging the third rate porn star in his hotel room. See, thats some 'all kinds of fucked upness' that I want to hear about from Charlie directly. His poser double sitting in nashville tennessee just cant do that story justice!<br />
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P.S. The next time George Michael blogs about hows hes in the studio working on his comeback album, just know that he was taking it in the ass in a public bathroom in Central Park while Arthur, an unemployed history major from Pomona State University (yes, there is such an institution) was sitting in his parents basement writing about the George Michael comeback album. You gotta have faith indeed!<br />
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