Thursday, December 31, 2009

5 inch heels

are not for everybody! This is the public service announcement that somebody had to make, looks like it will have to be me. If I see one more female trying to do something thats not meant for her, teetering around on 5 inch heels like a circus clown on stilts, I am going to have to personally tell her to cut it out, take them off on the spot, and walk home barefoot. 5 inch heels are sexy, true. They definitely have an "id like to fuck her with just those heels on" element to them, true. Every female should own a pair, NOT TRUE! So for those females who should NOT be wearing 5 inch heels, and you know who you are (and if you dont know, someone who loves you should tell you immediately!), save those for your bf in the comfort of your own bedroom so the rest of us don't have to suffer. For those women who SHOULD be wearing 5s, , continue as you were please. And lastly, 6s are the new 5s. For those superstars - you know who are - rock the 6s. But only do the 5s, 5.5s and especially the 6s if you are up to the task. Midgets dont play in the nba, Rupaul doesnt like pussy, Good girls dont spit, Chinese men dont do porn...i.e. Everything is not for everybody. P.S. And if you're going to wear the 5-6 inch heels, don't cry about your bunions like a little bitch (I'm looking at you Posh Spice!)

It comes from my soul...

When I thought about starting this blog, I asked my gf one the blogging world ready for me? While I dont really remember her answer because we were in the midst of an argument about her being a fn asshole, I've decided to take the plunge because I need an outlet for my soul. My soul - thats where this will all come from.

Here's what you can expect when I can get the login and password from the gf and actually sign on and write (and if she doesnt change my password and jack my blog like she did to my facebook and gmail account) - You'll get an unedited, unscripted, uncensored, stream of consciousness that will make you say "is this guy for fucking real?", "did he just say that?", "is that even legal?" or "is that even possible?" or sometimes, "he's full of shit!"

Topics I will cover in future posts will include, but not be limited to, fashion from a straight man's viewpoint, sports, trannys, masturbation, work, sex, family, random thoughts on people - famous, infamous, and wanna bes, implants, porn, online crap, slutwhores, the concept of whore ignore, one night stands, why pussy maintenance is critical, boxing (pacquiao will spank mayweather like rented ass - bet on it!), movies, drinks, how many illegal drugs my gf was using the night I met her, music and more generally, mi vida loca.With that I begin this journey of sharing my soul...and maybe some of my gf's naked pictures.