Sunday, February 21, 2010

Threesomes

Everyone should have at least one threesome so they can cross that off their to do list. After that, avoid them because they're too much of a circus and create too much drama. And never, ever, ever (never ever? NEVER EVER!) have a threesome including your significant other. I guarantee that if you dont listen to me and do it anyways, one of two things will happen - 1. your significant other will forever hound you with dumb questions/comments like "you seemed to be more into her/him than me", "was he/she better than me", "I bet you want to do that again just so you can fuck him/her again", "I didnt like being second" and other stupid shit (my experience) or 2. they will leave you and end up with the guy/girl you had the threesome with (I saw it on Jerry Springer so it must be true).

Therefore, take it from the Blogologist - Find yourself one freak who is like two women (or two men, or a man and a women) in bed and dont lose them.

Coming soon in a future blog - the separately disturbing trends of guys going to the gym solely to analyze other guys' packages (guys you know what im talking about) and too many follow up questions being asked during my confessions on Sundays.

12 comments:

  1. Not always a circus with the right people.

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  2. Good things come in threes

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  3. I agree man, girlfriends should not be involved in threesomes.

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  4. You saying the bedroom freak sufficiently replaces two women, for you?

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  5. That is great advise, couldn't agree more.

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  6. In response to anon's question above - Im saying everyone should experience the threesome at least once, but then find one bedroom freak who CAN replace two women. I dont think every woman can replace two women, but the RIGHT woman can.

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  7. What happened to 'normal' sex? What is is the need for threesomes and freaks. Sex today is mind boggling.

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  8. ^ it became boring lol.

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  9. Toys can make all the difference.

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  10. The comment about boring is funny.

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  11. Threesomes are a circus period. When people think they are bringing adventure into the bedroom, they need to re evaluate their sexual relationships. The is ratio 1:1?

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  12. Threesomes are a must try :)

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