I've decided to do a series of 'confessions' via this blog. Some are serious, some are interesting observations I have about myself. In any event, they are me and never before shared with anyone. I'll start with two and will continue in future blogs -
1. I admit that I watch the ice skating portions of the olympics and I hope for slips, falls, crashes and other fuck ups.
2. I used to work for a small company that did not have all the internet tracking and monitoring software that most companies have nowadays. While I didn't do it regularly (and Id definitely admit it if I did because I am pro masturbation), occasionally I'd watch internet porn and jerk off into my wastebasket under my desk. One night, while "working" late, I heard the office door open, couldnt react quickly enough because I was about to explode in my wastebasket, and my boss walked in. He started talking to me from the doorway about a project I was working on and I kept PRAYING to the good lord that he would not come any closer because my cock was out, cum was dripping into my basket and I had porn on my screen. Fortunately, he didnt but it would have been my worst firing ever if he had. Since then, Ive banned myself from jerking off at work, which leads to alot of wanking in the car.