United Airlines will definitely NOT be sued for discriminating against the elderly. In fact United should be the poster child for equal opportunity hiring of the elderly, because it seems they cant find any stewardesses under 90 years old. Im pro-elderly, love my grandparents and all of that, but really??? Watching these elderly stewardesses hold their backs when they bend over to pick up a tray, walk gingerly up and down the aisles because their feet hurt and looking like they're about to pass out from standing for a two hour flight makes this look more like elderly abuse than some great hiring initiative by United. In addition, how is United not able to hire ANY stewardesses under the age of 90? I mean, I understand mixing it up, but to not be able to recruit and hire anyone under 90 seems to be very problematic.
Which leads to my next question, what happened to the hot stewardess era? When and why did it just end so abruptly? At one point, stewardesses used to be synonymous with hot women. Nowadays, stewardesses are largely synonymous with the elderly (United, Im looking at you!), gay men and the combo of the two - elderly gay men. Any hot female stewardesses read the blog? If so, please comment and renew our faith in the concept of hot stewardesses. Also, let us know which airline you're on, because it sure as hell ain't United.
Lastly, while a couple of women have commented to me that they like the gay male stewardess (Ill call them stewardesses if I want!) trend because theyre 'cute' and have 'nice butts', I've recently come to the realization that most of these gay male stewardesses are probably fucking each other during layovers. This doesn't come from watching one too many porn movies, it has become quite obvious to me just from they look each other up and down on flights. I mean we know that some of these gay stewardess layovers are probably modern day Roman bathouses, but for gods sakes can you guys stop eyeing each others asses and packages while you follow each other up and down the aisle. Show some restraint!
To recap -
1. United, hire some hot young women or at least some people under the age of 90
2. Remaining hot stewardesses, identify yourselves before you go the way of the dinosaurs
3. Gay stewardesses - tone it down, save it for the layovers and make sure you wrap it up.
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