Why are women still lying about their number of sexual partners in 2010?
Why is heavyweight boxing absolute garbage to the point where the lame Klitschko brothers hold belts?
Why is BP fucking up the entire Gulf with no real consequences? The environmental disaster caused is going to impact generations to come.
Why are we missing lil wayne so much while he does his time?
Why is Fidel Castro back on the scene?
Why cant we repeal the second amendment and save thousands of innocents?
Why did Holland give away the World Cup?
Why cant baseball have more Carlos Zambranos so people care to watch it?
Why am I rooting against the 'lets buy a championship' Heat the same way I do against the Yankees?
Why isnt everyone loving the chat in email google feature as much as I do?
Why arent all women doing their breast exams?
Why is pancreatic cancer the most deadly form of cancer and has the least funding?
Why are vuvuzelas going to take over all sporting events?
Why cant they legalize marijuana and make cigarettes illegal? Seems like a fair trade.
Why am I an insomniac?
Why did half the Utah Jazz roster sign with the bulls?
Why does Dos Equis have the coolest commercials on tv with 'the most interesting man in the world'?
Why am I glad Oprah is retiring?
Why wear granny panties with white pants? Thats all kinds of wrong.
Why is 'thick' slowly becoming just plain old 'fat'?
Why are there lurkers checking out packages in gym locker rooms?
Why in the world do people move from California? Especially SoCal.
Lastly, why are we particularly loving the bikinis, tans and tan lines this summer?