Rick Pitino, the college basketball coach, had an affair which has since turned into a Jerry Springer like circus, including an extortion attempt by the woman he fucked in a restaurant after it closed. During the testimony in the extortion case, Rick testified that the encounter (aka fuck) lasted fifteen seconds, then he pulled out and came down his own leg.
Theres so much wrong with this story that I dont even know where to start. But...fifteen seconds? Really Rick?! I mean, fucking lie on the stand and risk perjury charges rather than tell the whole world you lasted fifteen seconds. Fifteen seconds....you just made premature ejaculators look like porn stars. Shameful!