Friday, August 27, 2010

Wyclef for President!

Wyclef Jean, the rapper/musician/producer, registered to run for the president of Haiti and was recently officially barred from running because he did not meet the 5 year residency requirement.  While the outcome is correct since he did not meet the requirements to run, I'm disappointed that he was not able to run.

The reason is simple.  Wyclef has money.  He doesnt need to be the president of Haiti so he can loot the country and the earthquake aid and line his own pockets.  Without that need or greed for money, I believe he would have made a genuine effort to use the international aid to improve the situation for Haiti and its citizens.  I also believe Wyclef could have brought moderate amounts of foreign investment to Haiti, as he planned.

While unfortunately Wyclef will not run for president this year, and I hope that whoever is ultimately elected does a fantastic job because Haiti and Haitians deserve it, I believe that this sets a model for elections in third world countries.  The reality is that the persons elected to run these countries are not qualified to do so (neither was George Dubya!), so why not elect a folk hero who has a large amount of money of his/her own so that they can at least take away the element of looting, corruption and stealing that seems to be the first item on the agenda of leaders of many third world countries. 

By way of example - Manny Pacquiao (the boxer) is a living legend in the Philippines.  This year, he was elected to the 'congress' in that country.  Manny is filthy rich.  He has also shown himself to be generous to a fault and very very dedicated to his country.  What if Manny was the president of the Philippines?  Would the citizens of the Philippines be better off than they are now?  Could they possibly be worse off?

Wyclef for President....in the next election.

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Thursday, August 19, 2010

There but for the grace of god go I...

Today I overheard someone say "Im not giving money for Pakistan, I'm not funding those terrorists."  I was stunned.  While I'm sure this person isn't the only one who has this view, I was actually saddened FOR her, rather than by her.  What depraved state of humanity must a person reach to think it is NOT the right answer to provide relief for other human beings in their time of dire need? 

1/5th of Pakistan is under water.  The rain continues.  When the flooding deaths stop, the disease (cholera etc) deaths will start.  The world will lose alot of poor innocent people - children, women and men.  The majority of them were suffering long before the rains came - from poverty, from malnourishment, from illnesses, from illiteracy, from terrorists, from the corrupt governments that have ruled them for decades.  15 million people are affected - this is worse than the South Asia tsunami and the Haiti earthquake.    

The affected people in Pakistan are not all terrorists.  They're human beings like us.  Punishing millions of innocent people for the sins of a micro minority of a religion or a nationality is wrong.  It is against everything that makes this country great.  It is against everything that makes me so proud to be american.  That could me.  It could be you.  It could be our loved ones desparate for food, for shelter, for medicine, for caring, for love, for help. 

The following is a Yahoo page regarding the situation in Pakistan http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_wl3431  At a minimum, I encourage you to read it.  Afterwards, I encourage you to donate to one of the charities listed on the page if you find it in your heart to do so.  This is our chance to make a difference, to impact lives.  Literally.

There is only one race, the human race.  Let's love it like we love ourselves.  One world.

There but for the grace of god go we.  Indeed.

lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com

  

Sunday, July 25, 2010

We'll have a party of all lefties screaming out all right

Greetings.  An interesting 'fact' has recently come to my attention and I thought I'd blog about it and solicit comments/input.  Actually, it didnt literally just come to my attention but after having several of the same deja vu experiences, I put 2 and 2 together.

While we men are simple minded creatures and love all breasts equally, I've had several experiences where women have said they think one of their breasts looks better than the other.  Being male, I initially wrote it off as women being overly critical of their bodies, but the last time it happened I paid attention (honestly, the only reason I did was because I already knew there was going to be no sex that night) and lo and behold - I could see it!!!

While slight, there was a difference in size, in fullness and dammit, I also began to like her left one better than the right one!  What was even more interesting was that during sex after I came to this realization, whether with her right hand or left hand, she always played with the left one and never the right one. 

Setting aside the issue of the inferiority complex her right breast might have, I thought back to other times when women have in passing mentioned they like one better the other and began to wonder - other than those women who are blessed with perfectly identical breasts, do other women have a preference?  If you do, why?  Is it size? shape? responsiveness? 

I'd be interested in female comments - is this in fact a general view of women or did I just happen to run into a handful of women who discriminate against one of their breasts?  I'm conducting an informal poll, respond to it by commenting on this blog - 1.  Do you have a preference?  2. If you do, on what basis?  3.  Have men noticed the difference independently of you talking about it?  4.  Can I come over and see the difference for myself?

P.S. To answer Michelle's 'why' question - I have absolutely no idea why someone tried to get my blog shut down.  I suppose I've said enough things here to have offended most people one day or another.  But if Blogger would shut me down based on what I say, then this isnt the right forum for me anyways.  Im anti-censorship.

P.S.2 Agree with Rob's comment regarding the last world cup.  But don't feel bad - the stooges from France made England's team look normal and together.

P.S.3  Laney, fight the power!  If more women became comfortable with their sexuality, 'society' would change its expectations of women.  It would be slow, but it would happen.  Now that's change you can believe in!

lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Why?

Why are women still lying about their number of sexual partners in 2010?

Why is heavyweight boxing absolute garbage to the point where the lame Klitschko brothers hold belts?

Why is BP fucking up the entire Gulf with no real consequences?  The environmental disaster caused is going to impact generations to come. 

Why are we missing lil wayne so much while he does his time?

Why is Fidel Castro back on the scene?

Why cant we repeal the second amendment and save thousands of innocents?

Why did Holland give away the World Cup?

Why cant baseball have more Carlos Zambranos so people care to watch it?

Why am I rooting against the 'lets buy a championship' Heat the same way I do against the Yankees?

Why isnt everyone loving the chat in email google feature as much as I do?

Why arent all women doing their breast exams?

Why is pancreatic cancer the most deadly form of cancer and has the least funding?

Why are vuvuzelas going to take over all sporting events?

Why cant they legalize marijuana and make cigarettes illegal?  Seems like a fair trade.

Why am I an insomniac?

Why did half the Utah Jazz roster sign with the bulls?

Why does Dos Equis have the coolest commercials on tv with 'the most interesting man in the world'?

Why am I glad Oprah is retiring?

Why wear granny panties with white pants?  Thats all kinds of wrong.

Why is 'thick' slowly becoming just plain old 'fat'?

Why are there lurkers checking out packages in gym locker rooms?

Why in the world do people move from California?  Especially SoCal.

Lastly, why are we particularly loving the bikinis, tans and tan lines this summer? 

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Please allow me to reintroduce myself!

I'm back.  It seems jealousy truly does breed contempt.  Some insecure eunuch was so cyber obsessed that the stalker tried to have the blog shut down. 

You cant stop the rain, you cant stop the kid, and therefore.... you cant stop the blog!

Back to business.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Fired!

Today, I had to fire someone. I had been avoiding it for a year. I told him numerous times to not put me in a position where Id have to do something we would both not be happy with. He just couldnt help himself. He refused to address the performance issues that numerous people highlighted. What sucks is that im out of town on a project and had to fire him by phone. He cried. Not cool.

On a separate note, IT remotely accessed my computer because it keeps crashing. Mr. IT, after recommending stupid things like rebooting and not keeping so many screens open (what are you the fucking screen police? or IT?), he proceeds to tell me that my computer is "all ready to go." After spending an hour on the phone with this idiot, listening to his stupid suggestions, and then being told its fixed, the computer crashed the second I began to use it. I am convinced my company has the worst tech support on the planet.

In other news, Lindsey Lohan is going to jail. Good! Talk about long overdue.

I'm told that my blog doesn't exist online anymore. I see it, but others dont. I guess I'm talking to an audience of one.

Whats with the girls who stop giving head the second you start cumming? Finish your job!

Apple is the greatest company in the world and Steve Jobs is a genius.

Today one of my colleagues went into a detailed discussion about their dental history and veneers. I mean...seriously? I couldnt even fake caring like I usually do. I was so bored I wanted to impale myself.

I wont consider this blog to have 'arrived' until we have a regular tranny reader and contributor. Is that too much to ask?

There's alot of Asians. I dont mean just in China. Anywhere in the world you go, there are a hell of a lot of asians. I dont think the hispanics should celebrate being on their way to having greater numbers than the caucasians quite yet, the chinese are going to blow everyone away.

Id like to slap my neighbor. Its a woman.

Germany is out of the world cup. Fuck em!


lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Football Final Four & Fleshlights

What is going on in the World Cup? My teams (Brazil and Argentina) are out. Not only are they out, they both got whipped in their final games. A final four of Germany, Spain, Uruguay and Netherlands? Who would have predicted those four. While I will miss the attention (positive and negative) that Diego Maradona brought to the world cup and am extremely disappointed that Lionel Messi did not shine in the Cup like I thought he would, I am going with Uruguay for the Cup. They are the longest shot left, but why the hell not given the upsets that have already happened. I note that I think the Germans are playing fantastic team soccer, but I want the dark horse (uruguay) to take it. Who is your pick to win it?

Anyone know what the fleshlight is? If you dont, google it. I'm a little upset because I am actually the inventor of an earlier, more basic version of the fleshlight, but didnt have the presence of mind to patent it at the time. My version was simple, readily available and inexpensive - it was a snapple bottle. It was truly 'the best stuff on earth.' For a long time my snapple fleshlight was old reliable, until the day I realized I had outgrown it. At first I panicked, but once I calmed down, I let the rush of blood to the 'head' die down, extracted my tool and retired the snapple fleshlight. And now, these fn assholes from 'fleshlight' are profiting from my idea. And guys, dont judge me, I know all of you have stuck your organ in all sorts of holes that you'd never tell your women/woman about.

P.S. I hate 'friends' who disappear when they have some cock/pussy in their life and come running back when it doesnt work out.

P.P.S. I received a picture from a blog reader who wanted me to post it and have the readers vote on whether she should 'reup' her implants. Once I figure out how to not only post the picture, but also to have a 'vote' I will put the picture up. Thanks for the emails, I read, appreciate and reply to all of them.

lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com