Sunday, July 25, 2010

We'll have a party of all lefties screaming out all right

Greetings.  An interesting 'fact' has recently come to my attention and I thought I'd blog about it and solicit comments/input.  Actually, it didnt literally just come to my attention but after having several of the same deja vu experiences, I put 2 and 2 together.

While we men are simple minded creatures and love all breasts equally, I've had several experiences where women have said they think one of their breasts looks better than the other.  Being male, I initially wrote it off as women being overly critical of their bodies, but the last time it happened I paid attention (honestly, the only reason I did was because I already knew there was going to be no sex that night) and lo and behold - I could see it!!!

While slight, there was a difference in size, in fullness and dammit, I also began to like her left one better than the right one!  What was even more interesting was that during sex after I came to this realization, whether with her right hand or left hand, she always played with the left one and never the right one. 

Setting aside the issue of the inferiority complex her right breast might have, I thought back to other times when women have in passing mentioned they like one better the other and began to wonder - other than those women who are blessed with perfectly identical breasts, do other women have a preference?  If you do, why?  Is it size? shape? responsiveness? 

I'd be interested in female comments - is this in fact a general view of women or did I just happen to run into a handful of women who discriminate against one of their breasts?  I'm conducting an informal poll, respond to it by commenting on this blog - 1.  Do you have a preference?  2. If you do, on what basis?  3.  Have men noticed the difference independently of you talking about it?  4.  Can I come over and see the difference for myself?

P.S. To answer Michelle's 'why' question - I have absolutely no idea why someone tried to get my blog shut down.  I suppose I've said enough things here to have offended most people one day or another.  But if Blogger would shut me down based on what I say, then this isnt the right forum for me anyways.  Im anti-censorship.

P.S.2 Agree with Rob's comment regarding the last world cup.  But don't feel bad - the stooges from France made England's team look normal and together.

P.S.3  Laney, fight the power!  If more women became comfortable with their sexuality, 'society' would change its expectations of women.  It would be slow, but it would happen.  Now that's change you can believe in!

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16 comments:

  1. My breast are symmetrical. I pick option number 4, you can come inspect them.

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  2. Remind me to look at my girlfriend's, those are the small imperfections that make women perfect.

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  3. Yes I prefer my smaller one and my hubby prefers the bigger one. They both get love.

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  4. Before I had my breast done, I preferred my right one because it was fuller and more perky thank my left one. My boyfriend would always tease me about it. I got them done so they are now perfectly symmetrical. I am still inclined to liking my right.

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  5. Me too my right one is bigger, but I have never preferred one over the other.

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  6. My breasts are looking kind of perfect today ;)

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  7. I love my smaller one more because is has a better shape. I pointed it out to my fiance, but he doesn't see the difference hahaha

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  8. Add pictures to your comments ladies.

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  9. Add pictures, are you a Pervert?

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  10. I admit it, before reading about this I always assumed mine were symmetrical. Last night when I checked I noticed my left one looks bigger, I don't know how I feel about this new finding.

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  11. I dig this boob blog.

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  12. I enjoyed catching up on the blog.

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