Fuck Duke! (and the damn Cornhuskers too!)

Fuck Duke! I've been following the NCAA MENS (why do the women even have a tournament?
What exactly is interesting about watching four quarters of a layup a thon? I'd rather watch curling.) college basketball tournament. Other than Kentucky, my brackets are in worse shape than Oprah on the upside of her yo yo diets and I have no hopes of winning anything unless KY wins it all (which is still very possible). So at this point, I'm following the tried and true sports fan strategy when your team is eliminated - you find the teams that you hate the most and vote against them with a passion. In that light, I'd like to say FUCK DUKE! I've never liked Duke, its players or its coach and I hope Baylor beats Duke like Ike did Tina and sends them home. And if not Baylor, then whoever Duke plays next...

On a related note, fuck the Washington Capitals, New York Yankees, the Dallas Cowboys and the LA Lakers. And Floyd Mayweather too. I said it!

On the topic of sports, how many people know anyone from Nebraska? Unfortunately, I do, including someone I met last night. Here is what I dont understand about people from Nebraska - why is it that they can only talk about one thing: The Nebraska Cornhuskers. I mean, when I think of Nebraska, nothing even mildly exciting comes to mind so I can understand that the only exciting thing in all of Nebraska might be the Cornhuskers. Even the team's name doesn't exactly get one excited. But the people I'm talking about are not in Nebraska. They've been gone so long they've even lost the Nebraska drawl. In spite of having left the country for the city, and years later, they still only talk about the bloody Cornhuskers. So, if you're from Nebraska, for the love of god stop talking about the lame Cornhuskers! Get a hobby! Get a job! Watch some porn! Meet some trannys! Smoke some Kobe! Enough with the lame Cornhuskers, noone wants to hear about them everytime you open your mouth. I feel better now.

GO BAYLOR! GO KENTUCKY!