Saturday, May 8, 2010

An Orgasm of Odds and Ends

Lawrence Taylor - wtf! Raping a 16 year old? This is a bit much even for Lawrence. The good news is that this episode won LT a place on my "for fucks sakes, keep your ass at home" list

Speaking of molesters, that molester R. Kelly is a musical genius. He is on my guaranteed pussy every time music list.

Coke in Europe tastes like shit, But even that is much better than Pepsi.

I'm very surprised by the commentary regarding my last post about implants. No implant lovers? No implant defenders? Really? Where are the women who have implants, love em and flaunt 'em? Where are the guys wanking to the porn chicks with implants and wanting to know what they feel like? Where's the little blond vogued is talking about? lol

The Pittsburgh Penguins tied 2-2 with Montreal? What the fuck is going on! The archenemy Washington is out and now were going to fucking go the distance with Montreal?

How many have had the experience of jerking off so much in one day that your load is clear like water? I have, today. Im not concerned...yet.

Anyone tried to go to a normal website at work and had the "THIS SITE IS BANNED UNDER COMPANY POLICY XYZ - PORNOGRAPHY. THIS HAS BEEN REPORTED TO IT DEPT". I mean, wtf! I tried to go to this blog at work today and got reported. That should make for an entertaining monday morning given that I have a nice big picture of tits in the blog.

Congrats to the Thunder for making it a series. Agree with the comments regarding OKC, the future is looking bright. Are the Jazz really going to roll over and die? C'mon Boozer and Williams! And as always, fuck the lakers and that lil whining bitch Kobe.

Paging Sugar Shane Mosley! Shane, I want my PPV money back. You are a big disappointment. You fought scared, what is with the 12 rounds of feinting but never punching? No one wants to see that shit. You should have finished him in the 2nd when you rattled him with an average punch. Mayweather was so confident, he actually did something other than run and counter for 12 rounds for the first time in his career - he attacked. I continue to believe that Mayweather has a glass jaw (demonstrated by his wooziness in the second round after a so/so punch from Mosley) and any solid puncher (read Pacquiao) that hits him square on the chin is going to knock him the fuck out. For now, Shane - announce your retirement - you are done. However, Brother Nasim on 24/7 - you are my new favorite trainer.

Lastly, we crossed the 10,000 views mark on this blog recently. I want to thank everyone who takes the time to read the blog and contribute to it. It has been an interesting journey thus far. I have a lot of ideas regarding the blog and what I want it to be. Im also interested in your opinions/views and continued contributions. The blog is nothing but my ramblings without all of you. I won't sell out and accept ads on this blog either. Ever.

Until next time, embrace the porn star within.

lightbreaksthedawn@gmail.com

13 comments:

  1. We all know how the LT saga is going to play out, a civil suit will be filed on the girl's behalf I'm sure, she'll be paid off and LT will walk...I mean that's what basically happened with Kobe-ster.

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  2. Its hard out here for a Pimp, huh. Ha, Ha Yeah, LT will probably walk

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  3. The same thing happened to me when I tried opening this site from work, it would not open it.

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  4. I'm watching a replay of Mosley/Mayweather, damn Floyd is more impressive a week later.

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  5. LAKERS ARE GOING TO BE CHAMPIONS AGAIN!!! ALL YOU GUYS NEED TO WATCH BASEBALL OR SOMETHING!!!

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  6. Mayweathers boxing style is substandard and boring. The true money of that Mosley vs Mayweather was you are correct, Mosleys 2nd round which was the most exciting part of the fight unfortunatley his age caught up with him. If he was younger no question about it mayweather would've been floored...Mayweather stands with his lead leg far out in front of him to be on the defensive side and wait for openings to wear his opponents down for the later rounds.

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  7. What kind of a piece of sh!t would mock Derrick Fisher’s daughter? That man should be banned from NBA games for life. F*ck that kind of behavior; there’s absolutely no need for it anywhere in the WORLD, much less sports. I like the Jazz, but that has no bearing on idiotic fans like that, which I’m sure exist everywhere.

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  8. Fuck the fakers, I'm going to bed.

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  9. still love the Jazz!! Next year for sure

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  10. LT, R. Kelly and Kobe are dicks. Penguins need to step up their game and Mayweather, one word for you: PACMAN

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  11. whose are those?

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  12. Come on lakers beat the suns! defend the nash-stoudemire pick n roll! stop the 3pt line!

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