Saturday, May 22, 2010

I'd rather be a premature ejaculator...

Than have to watch one more game where whichever team is playing the Lakers plays like shit. Since the Thunder made it an exciting first round series, the Lakers haven't even been challenged. In fact, the Jazz and Suns might as well just spend the entire game on their knees sucking off the Lakers. The Jazz played like shit and the Suns look like theyre trying to outdo the Jazz.

All that being said, I will vote against the Lakers every single game until they are out of the playoffs (or win the fucking championship - which makes me want to throw up). Which leads me to my prediction - The Celtics will sweep the Orlando Tin Men (no heart, get it?) and the Lakers will continue to get deepthroated by the Suns for another two games. That will set up a Celtics - Lakers championship (old school rivalry!). And in the finals, the Celts will win.

Now I know two things - 1. Readers will say that I've been wrong about alot of calls I've made (pitt penguins being the latest) and 2. Readers will likely think that I am choosing the Celts because I hate the Lakers and I would even choose a WNBA team (dont get me started) over the Lakers. 1 is true, but 2 is only PARTIALLY true.

While I would choose any WNBA team over the Lakers, I actually believe the Celts will beat the Lakers. While I also voted for OKC, Utah and Phoenix over the Lakers, I didnt (and dont) believe any of them can beat the Lakers. What I wanted was for those teams to extend their series so the Lakers dont get a free ride to the finals. Only the Thunder did their part.

The Celtics will win for a number of reasons, but three in particular - depth, experience and HEART. Celtics in 6.

P.S. Blackhawks to win the Stanley Cup. Will write in more detail later.

11 comments:

  1. Catchy title for a basketball blog.

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  2. damn Celtics ....they gotta close it out in orlando now

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  3. Barry Melrose predicted the Hawks and Flyers would be in the 2010 Stanley Cup Finals in Oct 2009. Not bad Barry..Not bad.

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  4. Tough Game for the Celtics tonight, one Question for Doc, why did he screw with the rotation early in the game? No need for that Doc!

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  5. Yea buddy the blackhawks are in the Stanley cup Finals!

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  6. Note: President Obama going with the Lakers to Win it ALL... Very Knowledgeable Man, I knew I liked him....

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  7. The only ring kobe will see this year is the one on steve nash eye.SUNS!!!!!!!

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  8. @ Shaun don't be stupid.

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  9. The lakers are shining get your sunglasses out haters

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  10. We back In business. No stopping the steamroller from trampling on all. All eyes on Rondo. Lakers run for cover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Games 3,4 and 5 are ours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Garrent gotta step up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on Boston Celtics victory is that hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  11. Fuck the lakers, celtics all day whoop whoop

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